Quote of the Day:

The world is my lobster.

~Henry J. Tillman

I found this while searching for amazingly profound quotes. I am not quite sure what it means, it could be amazingly profound, I don't really know. Regardless of its ambiguous meaning this quote and I bonded, and I feel obligated to share it with you. I also feel slightly obligated to make an attempt at giving this quote meaning, so here goes....

Definitions:

(1) The world is red.

(2) The world is black until you boil it, and then it is red.

(3) The world tastes good and I enjoy eating it.

(4) The world is an over priced idem on a menu.

(5) The world has claws and tries to pinch me, so I restrain it with rubber-bands.

(6) The world lives in the ocean.

(7) The world is better when accompanied by wine.

(8) I like to put the world in my mouth.

(9) The world is not quite the same unless you are eating it with a bib on.

(10) The world tastes good with lemon.

I hope I was able to shed some light on this incredibly deep quote. This quote moved me, it hope it did the same for you.

Quote of the Day:

"This book fills a much-needed gap."

~Moses Hadas

First of all I would like to state that I have no idea which book the quote above is talking about, but I can tell you this much, it's not Twilight. However Twilight is a book, and this quote is about a book and personally I think the connection is funny.... but then again I am weird.

Twilight Fans this is for you:

You're welcome!

Ladies remember, just because he is cute does not make it ok.

Attention!

This post failed because the picture didn't work, however I thought it was funny so instead of deleting it like I should I am going to explain. The picture was making fun of how Edward would watch Bella as she slept, and how it was a stalkerish thing to do.