Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Quote of the Day:
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
~Charles M. Schulz

I now have a facebook group dedicated to finding me a husband.... I am not quite sure how I feel about this. Just in case you also feel the need to find me a spouse here is the link: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=326431576988&ref=mf
This is going to be interesting.....

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Quote of the day:
"Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast"
~Oscar Wild

so I was reading an artical titled "5 Surprising Signs You're Sleep Deprived" and surprising sign number 5 is......

You've become a klutz

One moment you're brewing a cup of afternoon tea and the next thing you know, you've spilled it all over your new dress. Researchers have accumulated ample evidence that the sleep deprived have slower and less precise motor skills, but exactly why isn't yet known, says Clete Kushida, M.D., Ph.D., director of Stanford University Center for Human Sleep Research. Sleepy people may be clumsier for several reasons: Impaired reflexes and a lack of focus may make it hard for them to react quickly enough to things that spring up in their path. Another possibility: Sleepiness throws off balance or depth perception. In any case, it's not uncommon for very sleepy people to black out momentarily when the body's urge to sleep gets too strong. So it's possible that your klutziness stems from "microsleeps" that last for a second or two, Kushida says—just long enough to trip on the curb or drop a glass.

I feel like this is the story of my life.... and am now quite excited to have something to blame my clumsiness on. So next time you see me trip up the stairs or spill my beverage just tell me to go to bed early.

Friday, February 19, 2010

quote of the day:
never fight an inanimate object.
~p.j. o'rourke

words of wisdom


PS I ate about 6 asian pears today

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Quote of the day:
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese
~G.K. Chesterton


Today the sun is shining and life is good. Tomorrow I have a test, and that will not be good. My blog posts do not seem to be very long, maybe I should get a twitter like everybody else, but then I would be conforming and we all know that conforming only leads to bad things, like world domination. Which in truth is only bad if the person dominating is bad. For example if we all conformed and let Jesus dominate the world life would not be so bad. So bottom line is that we should all conform to Jesus, and feel free to beat me up for saying that. On second though please don't beat me up, but feel free to argue with me. This blog post did not end up being so short, twitter would be a bad idea.


Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Here is where I shall tell story of my life with out shoes, be prepared for utter mayhem!