Saturday, November 20, 2010

20/20

This is a list of goals I have set for myself upon turning 20. It started out as a list of silly things I wanted to start doing, and transformed into actual goals for my next year of life. Although they may have transformed into goals a lot of them are still kind of silly things that I have wanted to do for a while but have just never taken the time to actually do. No more of that foolishness, I am actually going to start doing the things I want to do while I am still alive to do them! Sometimes we just need to live in the moment and not take life so seriously, so here is a list of silly things that I want to do this year, a reminder that just because I’m only 20 doesn’t mean that I won’t die tomorrow. So here goes a year of of living, loving and laughing as much as possible. A year of doing things just because I am still alive to do them. A year of NO REGRETS!
20 Things I want to do now that I’m 20 (because it’s halfway to 40 and I don’t want to wait that long to start making goals)
1.) Dress like an eccentric old lady. This means wearing scarves, earrings, brightly colored dressed, hats and other accessories just because I can, not because they look good.
2.) Drink black coffee. Not all the time, but every so often because I just feel so much more sophisticated when my coffee is not full of sugar.
3.) Drink more tea. Because I don’t already.
4.) Send people hand written letters.Because who doesn’t love real mail?
5.) See more concerts. I do not have excessive amounts of money, but I will do what I can.
6.) Ride my Bike more. Because it is the best!
7.) Write in my journal. It is a freaking awesome way to keep track of everything that goes on in my life, and someday my kids will want to read them. Plus I have like 5000 journals to fill before I get to buy any more =/
8.) Blog. I have one, actually I have two, and I should use them, maybe not everyday, but more then I do now.
9.) Read one book a month. You know the kind you read for fun.
10.) Take more pictures. This may require a camera…. Yeah.
11.) Buy a camera. To achieve the goal above.
12.) Knit a sweater. This may take a while, I should probably start now.
13.) Knit a Griffindor scarf. Will not take as long as the sweater.
14.) Eat more granola. I live in Oregon I might as well embrace the hippieness.
15.) Write thank you notes, consistently.You gave me a gift, expect to get a note.
16.) Wear more dresses. They are not as bad as I once thought, and I am after all a girl.
17.) Eat more fruits and vegetables.Because they are good for me.
18.) Dance in the rain. It rains a lot here, and I like to dance.
19.) Actually accomplish things on my to-do lists. For example, this one
20.) Do things just because I am alive. No regrets!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

The Story of my Summer

Dirty feet, getting thrown into Rimrock Lake every lake day, raving (on Dave), screeching eels, attempting to save tipped over canoes, late night Fringe, complete insanity, giant swings, wearing a harness for seven hours in the rain, glow in the dark mice, not glow in the dark mice, death, ice cream and yogurt, mini corn dogs, dirt, bark chips of death, finding Mr. Potato Heads mustache…. Every week!, The Final Countdown, Phil Collins, funny accents, dancing penguins, evil nursery rhymes, rain dancing, wifing at Borders, clearance section at Borders, matching orange t-shirts, late night food parties, chanting, counselor challenges, a bazillion trips to the nurse, plane crash, deep conversations, no clean clothes, swimming with clothes on, screaming children, not showering for many days, late night kitchen raids (complete with darthvader mask), being serenaded by children singing party in the USA (complete with motions), prayer…. lots of prayer, the stupid hippopotamus song, techfast, smelling like smoke (and other things), star gazing, MGE, late night swims, pants dance, watch tan lines, dishes, having my watch eat my skin, yelling until my voice started going out, owl calls, moose calls, power trips, falling asleep while playing night games, defenestration, driving the bush hog (and the tubing van), tears, working with some of the coolest people I’ve ever met, seeing an amazing God at work everyday!

BEST SUMMER EVER!!!

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Did anyone every stop to think, maybe we are the aliens....

I was planing on writing something deep and profound this morning, but after watching SNL last night I was inspired. I have attached two videos for your viewing enjoyment, followed by commentary.


http://www.hulu.com/watch/143257/saturday-night-live-keha-tik-tok

My favorite part of this performance was the freaking awesome background dancers, I wish I could dress up in silver spandex and do the robot for a living. Seriously, that would be awesome.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/143266/saturday-night-live-keha-your-love-is-my-drug

BODY PAINT AWESOMENESS!!! that is all

I would just like to say I understand why you put her on the show, the writers were getting tired of making ridiculous parodies and so they picked one that does not allow you to get any more ridiculous. Good work SNL you found someone that pretty much makes fun of themselves!

Monday, March 8, 2010

Quote of the Day:
The world is my lobster.
~Henry J. Tillman

I found this while searching for amazingly profound quotes. I am not quite sure what it means, it could be amazingly profound, I don't really know. Regardless of its ambiguous meaning this quote and I bonded, and I feel obligated to share it with you. I also feel slightly obligated to make an attempt at giving this quote meaning, so here goes....

Definitions:

(1) The world is red.

(2) The world is black until you boil it, and then it is red.

(3) The world tastes good and I enjoy eating it.

(4) The world is an over priced idem on a menu.

(5) The world has claws and tries to pinch me, so I restrain it with rubber-bands.

(6) The world lives in the ocean.

(7) The world is better when accompanied by wine.

(8) I like to put the world in my mouth.

(9) The world is not quite the same unless you are eating it with a bib on.

(10) The world tastes good with lemon.


I hope I was able to shed some light on this incredibly deep quote. This quote moved me, it hope it did the same for you.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Quote of the Day:
"This book fills a much-needed gap."
~Moses Hadas

First of all I would like to state that I have no idea which book the quote above is talking about, but I can tell you this much, it's not Twilight. However Twilight is a book, and this quote is about a book and personally I think the connection is funny.... but then again I am weird.


Twilight Fans this is for you:


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You're welcome!


Ladies remember, just because he is cute does not make it ok.



Attention!

This post failed because the picture didn't work, however I thought it was funny so instead of deleting it like I should I am going to explain. The picture was making fun of how Edward would watch Bella as she slept, and how it was a stalkerish thing to do.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Quote of the Day:
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
~Charles M. Schulz

I now have a facebook group dedicated to finding me a husband.... I am not quite sure how I feel about this. Just in case you also feel the need to find me a spouse here is the link: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=326431576988&ref=mf
This is going to be interesting.....

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Quote of the day:
"Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast"
~Oscar Wild

so I was reading an artical titled "5 Surprising Signs You're Sleep Deprived" and surprising sign number 5 is......

You've become a klutz

One moment you're brewing a cup of afternoon tea and the next thing you know, you've spilled it all over your new dress. Researchers have accumulated ample evidence that the sleep deprived have slower and less precise motor skills, but exactly why isn't yet known, says Clete Kushida, M.D., Ph.D., director of Stanford University Center for Human Sleep Research. Sleepy people may be clumsier for several reasons: Impaired reflexes and a lack of focus may make it hard for them to react quickly enough to things that spring up in their path. Another possibility: Sleepiness throws off balance or depth perception. In any case, it's not uncommon for very sleepy people to black out momentarily when the body's urge to sleep gets too strong. So it's possible that your klutziness stems from "microsleeps" that last for a second or two, Kushida says—just long enough to trip on the curb or drop a glass.

I feel like this is the story of my life.... and am now quite excited to have something to blame my clumsiness on. So next time you see me trip up the stairs or spill my beverage just tell me to go to bed early.

Friday, February 19, 2010

quote of the day:
never fight an inanimate object.
~p.j. o'rourke

words of wisdom


PS I ate about 6 asian pears today

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Quote of the day:
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese
~G.K. Chesterton


Today the sun is shining and life is good. Tomorrow I have a test, and that will not be good. My blog posts do not seem to be very long, maybe I should get a twitter like everybody else, but then I would be conforming and we all know that conforming only leads to bad things, like world domination. Which in truth is only bad if the person dominating is bad. For example if we all conformed and let Jesus dominate the world life would not be so bad. So bottom line is that we should all conform to Jesus, and feel free to beat me up for saying that. On second though please don't beat me up, but feel free to argue with me. This blog post did not end up being so short, twitter would be a bad idea.


Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Here is where I shall tell story of my life with out shoes, be prepared for utter mayhem!